Let me google that for you
August 10, 2009
…or, did you google something to get here? I just had a look at the statistics at my blog, and noticed what words people have searched on to get here.
I bring you top-statistics:
tentacles, elf, magic, warlock, story, sex, crystalsong forest, goldsell.
One of the words people have searched the most on to get here, is “tentacles”. Combined with the word “sex”. I mean, I can only imagine the despair one must feel, probably hoping to find a, hmm, “a magic story in crystalsong forest, with a warlock elf indulging in tentacle sex.” And what you end up with, is me flirting with WAR and moaning about my tier 8.5 gear.
I would’ve cried like a baby.
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I bet you secretly tag all your posts with this stuff for more hits! 😀
Sssh, I’ve been trying to kp it a secret, haha.
haha wow. If only my search referrals were as humorous. My top 10 are the basic site name:
officerchat, officer chat, ochat, guild officer chat, etc. Then it’s:
“Raiding WoW Drunk”, “in my day, i didn’t have a level 80 to”, “i want to stop being so difficult”, “how to stop daydreaming”
ugh. wtb tentacle sex.
Enjoy your week. ; )
I’m not really sure how I can enjoy any week at all, knowing that some of my readers enter this site really cheered up because they think they’ve finally found a blog about “warlock tenacle sex”. Scares me, haha. But ty 😀
I bet if this were a WAR blog, they’d be a billion more tentacally-story-sexy warlocks. WAR 1, WoW 9001.
😉
After being scarred by life due to WAR, (read my newest post for explanation), I’ll never ever be the author of a WAR blog. Tentacles or not 😛
You don’t even want to know what my blog searched for. It’s pretty sick when I think of it. I was cracking a joke with another blogger, and said my blog site is a shemale porn site with more words.
Oh snap. That one could boost the funky quota of search words quite a lot. Humm dumm, maybe I could gain some readers by secretly sneaking in some sexy words without people knowing it? “Today I went to Undercity. It looks sexy there. I met Sylvanas, I’d happily engage in wet lesbian kinky action with her any time. Was a good day in Azeroth.”
Hm, no. Not feeling quite right.
My hits are, err, unrepeatedle. Sigh.
But personally I only come here for the tentacles. Why does anybody else? 😉
Even I, the author of this blog, only come here for the tentacles. I mean, tentacles, sex and warlocks have to be the true meaning of the internet, and in other words life, right?